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My Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	411
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6902
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5553	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	8607
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!