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BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

FlipCraft: No Personality Edition

bland homes, characterless homes, Edition, FlipCraft, flipped homes, Home decor, home design, home improvement, home renovation, Home staging, House Flipping, interior design, investment properties, market trends, modern homes, neutral colors, Personality, personality-less homes, profit margins, Property flipping, real estate, renovated properties, selling homes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

yo, come join dis server where all da homes have been FLIPPED like a pancake on a Sunday morning. we got houses dat are so bland and boring, dey sell for MILLIONS. why? cuz dey got NO personality or character, just like dat one weird kid in high school. join now and experience da thrill of living in a house dat makes u question ur own existence. it’s like living in a black and white movie, but without da cool jazz music. so come on down and see for urself why our server is da hottest spot for all da soulless homes in Minecraft.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

#My dear Americans, AMERICANS, Attack, authoritarian regime, Capture, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, destroy, drafted, germany, iran, iraq, Israel, Last week, together, YeehawCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft & Genshin Impact Mashup Madness

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, mashup, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for insane adventures, ridiculous quests, and outrageous builds that will blow your blocky mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a pixelated paradise where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. They battled zombie chickens, rode llama dragons, and even tamed a giant Enderman as their loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dimension, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the rivers flow with liquid gold. Rumor has it that deep within the Diamond Dimension lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made of obsidian. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the epic madness for yourself! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

Adventures, ass-fucked, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, confusion, CREEPERS, desire, Experience, Exploration, Guilt, Humiliation, Lucky, Lust, married man, Pleasure, regret, ruined, secrecy, self reflection, sexual encounter, shame, sucking off, taboo, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1523	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	978003
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Animals Bred:	191	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	8855
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	1870
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!