selling farts in a jar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8561	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

Accents, American perspective, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilians, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, foreign languages, language barrier, language learning, linguistics, meme, Minecraft, native, native speakers, portugal, Portuguese, second language, smp, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.

Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

DadDebtRelief Minecraft Server

advice, back injury, behind on payments, cousin, DadDebtRelief, Economy, family, family savior, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, injured, lawyer fees, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, mortgage payments, Prison, Rehab, Server, sister, stable employment, thrifty living

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with family drama like this!

Join us and escape the real world where your dad won’t be asking you for loans and your cousin won’t be taking advantage of you. Instead, you’ll be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

Forget about mortgage payments and family feuds, on our server, the only thing you’ll be behind on is the latest updates and expansions. So come join us and let’s create a Minecraft family that’s drama-free and full of fun!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	9578
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	8662
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4660
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net