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Players: |
92/800 |
Votes: |
9307 |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
19 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
33 |
Chimeras Created: |
2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.