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EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!

6-9 pm, affiliation, BLOCK, chuuba, Community, creeper, diamonds, discovery, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, est, Favorite, free, hugs, Interactive, new, Numbers, Oshi, Oshis, Party, Platform, Recommendations, Schedule, sell me, streaming, talent

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	6059	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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AutistCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutistCraft, Communication, Community, developmental disorder, high functioning autism, inclusion, level three autist, low functioning autism, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special needs, stigma, stimming, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	6116
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, we have levels of autism! Join now and see if you can reach level three like our fearless leader. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock hidden powers like the ability to build a house with just one block or summon a herd of exploding sheep. Don’t be a noob, join our server and level up your autism game today!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, CraftyCreeperz, keyword, long tail tag, Minecraft, search engine optimization, Seo, Server, Tag

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	7406	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with Endermen, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible rapper). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player – he’s just misunderstood, okay? So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get this block party started!

HappyCraft

bright colors, cheerful, color perception, color preferences, color psychology, color symbolism, color symbolism in culture, color theory, color therapy, emotional well being, emotions, happiest color, Happiness, happiness research, HappyCraft, joy, mood, mood boosting colors, positivity, psychology of color

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the happiest place on earth (well, in the Minecraft world at least)! We believe the happiest color is neon pink, and we’ve built an entire world around it. Join us for epic quests where you have to find the rarest pink sheep in the land, or participate in our daily dance parties where the DJ is a talking parrot with a killer playlist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. So come on down to our server and experience a world of pink-tastic fun like never before!

HezbollahHavocCraft

airstrike, armed conflict, CASUALTIES, fighters, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah militants, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Lebanon-Israel border, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military operation, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, south Lebanon, targeted killing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! we have like, the most epic battles and adventures you’ll ever experience in your life, bro.

imagine this, one time, we had this insane battle where a senior Hezbollah commander and three fighters from south Lebanon joined the server and tried to take over. but guess what? our players were so OP, they defeated them with just a wooden sword and a potato. it was like, so epic, you had to be there to believe it.

if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we have crazy events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky and wild minecraft world. oh, and did i mention we have unlimited cake and diamonds? yeah, you heard me right. unlimited cake and diamonds. join now and let the fun begin!

TikTokBrainMeltCraft

anger, brain overload, cognitive load, content consumption, cuteness overload, digital content, Emotional rollercoaster, emotions, Entertainment, Happiness, Intrigue, mental health, online trends, Sadness, Scrolling, social media, tiktok, TikTokBrainMeltCraft, user experience, Video Platform, viral videos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9746
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da most epic place eva. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate. yea, u heard me right, CHOCOLATE. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts rainbows. who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat craziness, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity.

CraftySnake Minecraft Server

Anime, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, CraftySnake, fan theory, fictional character, japanese, jew, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Mythology, Naruto, ninja, orochimaru, pop culture, Server, SNAKE, speculation, Villain

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes, including the idea that Orochimaru is actually a Jew!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted golden apples instead of eggs!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Orochimaru’s secret identity as a Jew!