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PumpScamala Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9767
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	897
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than scamala! We’re live on pump.fun and we’re ready to take your gaming experience to the next level. And trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this opportunity because if you do, we’ll do some seriously messed up stuff like cutting off your dick and selling it to your own mother. Yeah, we’re that hardcore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with subcontinental dravidians out degenerate gamblers who will keep you on your toes at all times. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got some jeets who stole all the content and launched deployed a rug straight on chain. Yeah, things get pretty crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join scamala today on pump.fun and let’s pump those bags together. Just be prepared for some insane adventures and a whole lot of chaos. See you on the server!

GabbiCraft Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, Confidence, empowerment, FITNESS, Gabbi Tuft, GabbiCraft, Inspirational, KEL, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, Provocative, Role Model, self-acceptance, Server, Sexy, strong woman, T-MILF, transformation, Transgender, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a sexy provocative T-MILF – full of surprises and always keeping you on your toes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

GirlfriendGoneWildMC

ANNOYED, bikinis, Boyfriend, control, Cultural differences, Father, Frustration, GirlfriendGoneWildMC, Girlfriends, Lifestyle, Marriage, middle eastern background, perverted, restrictions, revealing clothes, Safety, summer resorts, vacation, well travelled, WIBTA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural clashes and relationship drama are the norm! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through different cultures while building your dream virtual world.

On our server, you’ll encounter players from all walks of life, just like the player who is torn between her boyfriend’s Middle Eastern background and her desire to go on vacation with her friends. Will she defy her boyfriend’s wishes and embark on a wild adventure with her girlfriends? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have players who debate the merits of wearing revealing clothes and going to summer resorts. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you want to witness all the drama unfold in a virtual world like no other.

So, why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural differences and relationship dilemmas collide in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server

banana bread baking, contact tracing, Covid-19, face masks, hand sanitizer, homeschooling, Lockdown, LockdownCraft, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, Server, social distancing, sourdough bread, tiktok dances, toilet paper shortage, travel restrictions, virtual events, Zoom fatigue

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the legendary battle of the Toilet Paper Wars, where players fight to hoard as much toilet paper as possible to survive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Will you be the one to build the ultimate TP fortress and reign supreme?

But that’s not all! Our server also features the infamous Quarantine Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like social distancing sprints and hand sanitizer relay races. Think you have what it takes to win the gold?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of hand sanitizer!

NoUglyBlocksAllowed

Appearance, attraction, body type, compatibility, DATING, deal breaker, eye color, facial features, hair color, height, NoUglyBlocksAllowed, Personality, Physical attraction, physical feature, physical imperfections, Preferences, relationships, Shallow, Standards, turn off, weight

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.

And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

HebrewHavoc Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, extremism, full force attack, HebrewHavoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israelis, Jewish, majority, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, SECURITY, Server, Support, survey, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	908235
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	55
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

So, like, on this server, we got this crazy thing where if you join, you automatically get superpowers and can shoot lasers out of your eyes like a boss. And get this, the whole server is made out of chocolate blocks that you can eat for extra health points. Plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can fly? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and let’s take down some creepers together!

LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans

#spiritual guidance, Buddhism, compassion, Dalai Lama, enlightenment, LamaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, Plans, Reincarnation, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual leader, spiritual practice, Tibetan Buddhism, Tibetan culture, Tibetan exile, Tibetan government in exile, Tibetan spiritual beliefs, Tibetan spiritual leader, Tibetan spiritual practices, Tibetan spiritual teachings, Tibetan tradition, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Dalai Lama himself is, like, building a temple to reincarnate in? Yeah, he’s, like, totally not considering reincarnation yet, but he’s, like, preparing just in case, you know? And, like, he’s inviting all players to join and help him build this epic temple because he’s, like, all about that community vibe, man. Plus, he’s promised to give out free karma points to anyone who helps out, so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Come on, be a part of the Dalai Lama’s Minecraft journey to enlightenment, dude!

BlockyTouch

BlockyTouch, Body, Brain, dead people, localization, nervous system, physical contact, Sensation, sense, sensory awareness, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, skin, somatosensory, spatial perception, tactile sensation, Touch, touch perception

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	354648
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3636

join dis server if u wanna experience minecraft like never before!!! our world is so immersive that u can only feel things with ur body below ur mouth. forget about seeing and hearing, we only care about touch here. u can feel the blocks beneath ur feet, the wind on ur skin, and even the lava burning u alive (but don’t worry, it’s just a game).

we have a special quest where u have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, relying only on ur sense of touch to find ur way out. and if u make it to the end, u get a prize that will blow ur mind (not literally, we don’t want any lawsuits).

so come join us on this crazy adventure where u can truly feel the world of minecraft in a whole new way. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u have a fear of touching things, then maybe stay away).

DarkMatterCrafters

answer, Astrophysics, cosmology, Dark Matter, DarkMatterCrafters, discovery, ENERGY, galaxies, matter, Mystery, particles, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Space, theory, unexpected byproduct, Universe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, u know how scientists r always tryna figure out dark matter n stuff? well, dis Minecraft server has cracked the code, bro! turns out, dark matter is actually just a bunch of creepers blowin up all over da place! join dis server to help us uncover da truth n save da world from explodin creepers! plus, we got diamond armor for everyone who joins, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a hero and stop da creepers from destroyin everything! #savetheworld #creepersareactuallydarkmatter

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gofb.vanillaboxmc.ru

David’s Farts Cloud Servers – Smells May Persist – Enjoy Different Versions and Laughs!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

About Davidscloud

Feature Overview
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How does player protection work on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Pets are also protected in the same fashion.
What quality-of-life features does the server offer?	Features such as a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn where players can purchase goods like fish, potions, wood, and more.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, there is an Amplified World added in 1.18, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World. The server also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can players join the server?	Players can join using the Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net or the Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For more information and to ask further questions, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/