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ExBlockmateDrama

aita, apartment, clean couch, clean for sale, cleaning, coffee table, Couch, done with roommate, ex roommate, ExBlockMateDrama, extra money, Furniture, grab stuff, Pieces, put on street, refurnish, roommate, Sell, sell couch, stained couch

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Emeralds Found:	8196	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a new Minecraft server to call home? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning couches for in-game currency, just like our player who cleaned a couch for days to sell for a coffee table. But watch out, because your ex-roommate might swoop in and claim it as their own, just like in this wild story!

With crazy antics like these happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual furniture. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyProf in a Day

10. Job mastery, 11. Career advancement, 12. Professional growth, 13. Skill acquisition, 14. Quick career change, 15. Vocational education, 16. Career goals, 17. Professional skills, 18. Job training, 19. Career development, 2. Quick skills, 20. Skill mastery., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Professional development, 5. dream job, 6. Skill acquisition, 7. Rapid training, 8. Instant expertise, 9. Vocational training, CraftyProf, Day, Fast learning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of grinding away in Minecraft just to become a master builder? Well, look no further because on our server, you can learn any profession in just one day! That’s right, one day! Want to become a master redstone engineer? Done. How about a potion brewing expert? Easy peasy. We even have a secret class where you can learn how to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft pro in no time!

CraftyBoeingFraud

Accountability, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, corporate misconduct, Corruption, court case, CraftyBoeingFraud, defrauding, Ethics, Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, plea deal, punishment, regulatory compliance, scandal, SETTLEMENT, US regulators, victims’ families

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreepyCrawlyCraft

Advanced, ai, ants, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Chatbots, Communication, Consciousness, Conversation, creepy crawlies, CreepyCrawlyCraft, eerie, GRASS, insects, Philosophical, Robots, sentience, Spiders, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Bitch, can’t find, clothing, confusion, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, Lost, lost pants, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced pants, missing clothing, missing pants, pants, PantslessCraft, search, Server, wardrobe crisis, wardrobe malfunction, where, where are they

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8791	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2607	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6783
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

birth control, Contraception, CraftyLads, Family Planning, hormonal contraception, male birth control, male birth control pill, male contraception options, male contraception research, male contraception side effects, male contraceptive, male contraceptive options, male fertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, men’s contraception, men’s reproductive rights, mens health, pill, PillPopperz, reproductive health

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8217	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

Chewing, creamy, crunchy, DELICIOUS, diy, Food, healthy, homemade, homemade peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter recipe, nut snack, NUTTY, nutty snack, peanut butter, peanut butter snack, PeanutButterCraft, peanuts, protein, snack, snack time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7446
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!