SelfTalkers Minecraft Servers

SelfTalkers

  • SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

    SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨🔥 YO, listen up, fellow pixelated survivalists! 🔥🚨 Are you tired of life in the real world where you’re obligated to interact with REAL humans? Wanna escape into a blocky realm where your biggest worry is getting hit by a creeper while munching on a BEEF STEAK? 🤤🥩 Well, lemme tell ya about this super-duper mega, one-way ticket to Minecraft heaven SMP!

    Imagine this: you log in, and BOOM, a giant potato monster named Spudzilla is terrorizing your pixelated village. What do you do? Join the epic potato fight, where the winner gets unlimited fries for life! 🍟🥳 Sounds like a dream, right? DON’T WAKE UP YET!

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought your cat could talk? We’ve got a secret plugin that makes all the cats in our SMP speak fluent English and give life advice! Right after you feed them fish, they’ll drop some real knowledge bombs like, “Why don’t you turn that dirt hut into a luxury condo?” 🏡😼 And trust me, who wouldn’t want to hear from Mr. Whiskers about the secrets of the universe?

    And OH—did I mention? We have an annual Weird Block Olympics! 🥇🏆 Compete in the most ridiculous games like “Crafting Relay” where you have to craft a full set of diamond armor using only 10 blocks of dirt and a potato. It’s insane! You could win the coveted “Golden Pickaxe of Uselessness” which literally does nothing except make you look like a total boss. 🥵✨

    If you’re worried about survival, don’t be! We’ve got a super-secret, absolutely not fake shield in place that activates whenever you start to cry over falling into lava. 🧙‍♂️💫 Totally legit! You’ll just float back to safety like a fluffy cloud trying to avoid the ground.

    Oh, and the administrators? They’re actually alien overlords who want to study human emotions. So, talking to yourself while crafting a TNT cannon is totally encouraged! They might even join in your conversations (they’re really not great at English tho). It’s a vibe! 🚀👽

    So, what are you waiting for? Quit your job at McDonald’s, abandon your real-life friends, and join us for an unforgettable journey in this Minecraft SMP where every day is a new episode of “Who Can Build the Stupidest Thing.” I guarantee you’ve never experienced existential dread over a pixelated potato before! 🌌💩

    Join now or forever be a lost noob wandering in the infinite plains of Minecraft loneliness! (And yes, llamas are our official mascot because they spit, and spitting is funny). 🦙💥

    Remember: Only cool kids join, so put on your crafting hat and let the madness BEGIN! 🎉🎮🌈

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PetalPeaks [Modded]

    PetalPeaks [Modded]

    New Minecraft Servers

    PetalPeaks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to PetalPeaks – A Fresh Take on Pixelmon! [1.16.5]
    Just Released Today: Dive into our custom storyline that puts YOU at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure!
    What Makes Us Special:
      • Survival-based gameplay
      • Unique dual-currency system alongside traditional economy
      • Player-driven marketplace – NO admin intervention!
      • Earn rewards for completing your Pokédex
      • Regular tournaments with awesome prizes
      • Daily/weekly events to keep things exciting
      • Active staff team that actually listens to players
    Coming Soon:
      • Tournament season with exclusive rewards
      • More story chapters
      • Seasonal events
    Ready to start your journey? Join us now! IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join PetalPeaks, simply open up Minecraft and enter the server IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

    2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on PetalPeaks?

    PetalPeaks runs on Minecraft version 1.16.5

    3. Can I participate in tournaments on the server?

    Yes! We regularly host tournaments with exclusive rewards for participants.

    4. How do I earn rewards for completing my Pokédex?

    You can earn rewards for completing your Pokédex by catching and registering Pokémon in your Pokédex on the server.

    5. Is there a player-driven marketplace on PetalPeaks?

    Yes, we have a player-driven marketplace where players can buy and sell items without admin intervention.

    6. Are there active staff members on the server?

    Yes, we have an active staff team that listens to player feedback and addresses any issues that may arise.

    7. What can I expect from the custom storyline on PetalPeaks?

    Our custom storyline puts players at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure, providing an immersive and exciting gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

    With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

    So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DollarTreeDeliCraft

    DollarTreeDeliCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

    We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

    And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP