SelfPropelled Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3346
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Star Shards Collected:	58	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8512	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!