SelfLoveSMP Minecraft Servers

SelfLoveSMP Minecraft Servers

  • SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

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    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

    But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

    So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

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  • SelfLoveSMP

    SelfLoveSMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9897
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

    But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense

    PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and the philippines teaming up to defend against the evil china players! we got samurais and karate masters fighting side by side with filipino warriors and their magical powers. join now to be part of this epic battle for supremacy in the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7984
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis minecraft server where the mobs are all super smart cuz they got artificial intelligence or sumthin. u gotta be on ur toes cuz these mobs aint playin around. they got like, drug-resistant infections or sumthin, but dont worry, our algorithm can help u identify them quick so u can fight them off. its like a whole new level of challenge, man. join us and see if u can survive in this crazy world where even the mobs are smart as heck.

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  • 7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server

    7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

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    Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP!

    Enter a World of Myth and Power

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey like no other? The 7 Kingdoms SMP invites you to a realm where seven mighty overlords vie for control, their insatiable hunger for power driving them to capture the very souls of the land’s inhabitants. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny, or will you fall under their dark dominion?

    What Awaits You

    Seven Unique Overlords Each with their own distinct realm, personality, and powerful abilities. Can you outsmart and overthrow them, or will you join their ranks?
    Rich Lore and Immersive Gameplay Dive into a world teeming with secrets, ancient legends, and epic quests that will test your skills and courage.
    Player-Driven Economy and Politics Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate the intricate web of power struggles and betrayals.
    Custom Plugins and Features Enjoy a tailored Minecraft experience with exclusive plugins that enhance gameplay and bring the lore of the 7 Kingdoms to life.
    Community Events and Competitions Participate in thrilling server-wide events, from grand tournaments to treasure hunts, and earn your place in history.

    Join Us Today!

    Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Whether you seek glory in battle, riches in trade, or mastery of magic, The 7 Kingdoms SMP offers endless opportunities for adventure and camaraderie.

    Server IP: 178.32.101.85

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

    Prepare for an unforgettable adventure. Your kingdom awaits!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join The 7 Kingdoms SMP? To join the server, use the server IP – 178.32.101.85. Make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Absolutely! Player-driven economy and politics are key aspects of The 7 Kingdoms SMP. Form alliances, trade resources, and strategize together.
    Are there regular community events? Yes, we host various community events and competitions that all players are encouraged to participate in. Keep an eye on our Discord for event announcements.

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  • ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8688
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

    Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

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  • BoomTown Minecraft Server

    BoomTown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7787
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Crops Grown: 6315
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 612257 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a maternity hospital in Kyiv? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we have two separate sites in completely different parts of the world just to keep things interesting. Who needs consistency when you can have double the trouble? Join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as a newborn baby’s sleep schedule. Just be prepared for some seriously crazy antics and unexpected twists at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8848
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of my friend and her lost infant son.

    Experience the thrill of being cut out of someone’s life for years, only to be invited back because they’re going through a divorce and need friends. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and relive the drama in pixelated form?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between forgiveness and accountability as you navigate through friendships that are as rocky as a Minecraft mountain. Will you be the hero who demands answers, or the villain who lets it slide? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion!

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  • Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?

    Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2507
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Emeralds Found: 1044 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still stuck in a boring old Minecraft server, mining away for hours on end with no end in sight? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and in just 30 minutes, you could find yourself riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, battling evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and feasting on enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even tamed the Blocktopus and now rides it into battle against the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams in just 30 minutes!

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  • MaternityMayhemCraft

    MaternityMayhemCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1374
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

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    LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyMinors18+

    CraftyMinors18+
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7354
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!

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  • CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust

    CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7063
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 148 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. So, like, there was this player who was so committed to their blocky partner that they never even thought about cheating. But get this, their shared passion for mining and building didn’t stop them from straying! Crazy, right? So, if you wanna avoid being a blocky cheater, come join our server where commitment is key and infidelity is a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

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