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SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5097	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-care, self-criticism, self-destructive thoughts, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	425
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, self help, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-image, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of hating yourself and feeling down all the time? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your self-esteem skyrockets to new heights! Our virtual world is so amazing that even your brain won’t be able to resist feeling happy and confident. Say goodbye to self-doubt and hello to a whole new you! Join now and start loving yourself like never before!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mines Excavated:	2518
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	806
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Hypixel	ChillZone SMP
– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist	– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

**ChillZone FAQ:**

1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

Blockwatch – Where Minecraft meets Overwatch in a hilarious mashup! Join the fun at ‘/owg/’ server today!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	4449	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures with our hero, Venture, who will lead you on quests like no other.

But wait, there’s more! We have competitive reworks that will blow your mind, defense matrix that will make you unstoppable, and a new tank that will crush your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a collab with Porsche coming soon, because who doesn’t want to drive a luxury car in Minecraft?

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, with map reworks, new skins, and even a Space Ranger theme in Season 12. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the madness!

ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Dive into the vast world of ScuffleMC – where the sky is not the limit! Catering to the most unique Skygen experiences, we pride ourselves on delivering a blend of traditional and inventive Minecraft gameplay.

Features:

mysteries.Custom Enchants: Enhance your equipment

Become part of our growing community and carve your legacy. Every vote brings us closer to being the top Skygen server and supports our continual growth and innovation.

Join ScuffleMC today! 🌌🛡️🪓

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HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because holojp is here to save the day! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mines Excavated:	3336	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?