Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!
But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?
Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where you can choose whatever you want to eat without any protests from your younger sister or guilt trips from your mom. Our virtual world is a stress-free zone where you can celebrate in peace and harmony.
Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about setting firm hours or dealing with any emotional showers – unless you want to build a virtual one, that is! So come on over and let loose with us, because life’s too short to spend your birthday crying in the shower over pasta sauce.
Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).
Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.
Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find lost watches with just a click of a mouse. No need to wake up your spouse at ungodly hours, just hop on and start your quest for the missing timepiece. And if your spouse does happen to wake you up for a watch-finding mission, don’t worry – we have a special “Watch Hunt” mini-game where you can practice your searching skills without any real-life consequences.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having! Join now and let the blocky madness begin!
Join our server if you’re sick of players who build boring, cookie-cutter houses and actually care about winning at PvP. Here, we embrace the chaos and encourage players to build the most ridiculous structures they can think of. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. How about a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit? Sounds like a blast!
We also have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of dirt blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and make memories that will have you crying with laughter for years to come, join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).
But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.
Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!
Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).
So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
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We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
