Selfishness Minecraft Servers

Selfishness

  • CraftyDisGimp

    CraftyDisGimp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Only on our server will you experience these wacky adventures!

    But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players can compete in a potato sack race while being chased by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a disabled player who will steal your heart despite their scoliocis and heart defect. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

    CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a selfish AH in real life? Do you want to make up for your past mistakes and attend weddings like a responsible adult? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of attending virtual weddings without any guilt!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of family gatherings and wedding ceremonies. Meet and greet virtual relatives, participate in family pictures, and even enjoy a couples dinner with the bride and groom (Minecraft food included)!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to redeem yourself and show your virtual wife and daughter that you can be there for them, even in the pixelated world. Our server is the perfect place to practice being a supportive family member and make up for all your past AH moments.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey towards becoming a better person, one Minecraft wedding at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CruiseCraftBabyNoob

    CruiseCraftBabyNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are caused by creepers exploding your house!

    On our server, you can build your dream Disney cruise ship and sail away from all the stress and responsibilities of real life. No need to worry about high-risk pregnancies or job loss here, just focus on mining diamonds and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never guilt trip you for taking a well-deserved vacation. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – after all, who needs “irreparable damage” to relationships when you can have endless fun and adventure in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisSidedCraft

    SisSidedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the relationships are anything but one-sided! Unlike OP’s sister, we actually care about each other and put in effort to make sure everyone is having a good time.

    Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.

    Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.

    And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).

    So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

    UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.

    So, like, the reason you should join is because we have this INSANE story where the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world! And like, the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, most epic castle ever and filling it with, like, a million cats.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have this super rare diamond ore that, when you mine it, turns into a magical unicorn that you can ride around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. It’s, like, totally OP but also hilarious.

    And, like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and have all the bragging rights. So, like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and become part of the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever! YOLO, amirite?! 🦄🏰🐱🦙 #llamalove

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP