PhlegmFreeTableCraft
#coughing, AITA, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining etiquette, emotional reactions, family dynamics, gross habits, health concerns, hospital recovery, husband and wife dynamics, Illness, Nausea, personal boundaries, Phlegm, PhlegmFreeTableCraft, relationship issues, Selfishness, sharing space
The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!
Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?
Features / Mechanics:
Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!
- Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!
- Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!
- Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!
Tissues Effect
1 "That’s your fault!" x10
2 "You should feel guilty."
3 "What’s wrong with you?"
In-Game Legends:
Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!
Testimonials from Uncertain Players:
- “I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
- “Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft
Warnings:
- This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.
- Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!
Secret Features:
They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*
FAQ:
- Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?
  - A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!
- Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
  - A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.
The Call to Action:
So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?
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Tissues	Effect
1	"That’s your fault!" x10
2	"You should feel guilty."
3	"What’s wrong with you?"

Crafting Parental Dilemmas

adoption, adoption dilemma, AITA, child abuse, child welfare, couple’s disagreement, Crafting, dilemmas, emotional conflict, Empty Nesters, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, fostering children, great nephew, life after kids, Life Changes, navigating family issues, Parental, parenting decisions, parenting responsibilities, personal growth, Selfishness

Welcome to The Great Adoption Conundrum!

Step into a world where familial ties unravel like a tangled ball of yarn, and every block you place could crack the very fabric of reality itself. Enter a server forged in the fires of existential dread, where players navigate the chaotic choice of adopting—or not adopting—a child amidst brewing storms of emotional turmoil!

🏰 The Lore Behind the Blocks

In this server, you are not just another Minecraft player; you are a decision-maker in a world filled with smiles and shadows. Fostering a 19-month-old cherub is just the tip of the iceberg. Dive deep into the swamp of sibling rivalries, the burden of familial expectation, and the mysterious forces that whisper, “Adopt him, or else!” The state may threaten termination, but beware! In this realm, decisions echo through the ages.

🔍 Features that’ll Make You Question Your Existence:

Feature	Description
Journey of Parental Doubt	Navigate the challenging terrain of your feelings with a child-simulator modding experience that asks, “Do you really want to be a parent?”
Adoption Temptation	Experience in-game events that lure you to adopt—but beware! Each decision alters the map!
Conspiratorial Crafting	Create tools that bend time and space, governing realities where your choices haunt you!
Endless Family Fixtures	Build or dismantle alternate realities filled with adopted children or empty nests!

🗣️ Testimonials from the Most Unlikely Players

“Sometimes, I just want to mine diamonds, but the state keeps calling me to take a child home!” — ConfusedCrafter56 “I joined to escape my parenting responsibilities, but now I’m here planning birthday parties with NoobLadder!” — AlmostEmptyNester “I was fine until I had a child chasing me around my base; now I’m forever building a fence!” — BlockedByFamilyDuties

⚠️ Warnings of Cosmic Absurdity

Join at your own peril! Legend has it that this server was banned in 12 realities for undermining traditional parenting practices. Those who dare to postpone adoption must carry the weight of their choices, forever haunted by pixelated visions of toddlers aspiring to escape their digital cribs!

🤔 FAQ — Questions Nobody Asked But You Definitely Should

What happens if I don’t adopt? You may just face the wrath of an unsatisfied child-shaped NPC with a talent for sabotage.
Why can’t I just ignore the adoption dilemma? Ignorance is not bliss; it’s just a mechanism for crafting chaos into the very blocks you stand upon!

🌪️ The Chaotic Call to Action

Are you brave enough to embrace your family’s tragic fate? Join The Great Adoption Conundrum! Step into a reality-bending Minecraft experience where your decisions could lead to infinite familial regrets—or liberation from responsibility! Will you harness the power to adopt, or will you face the consequences of a child’s disappointment? The choice is yours to make… or escape!

Be prepared, dear traveler—once you enter this server, there is no turning back. The path ahead is paved with good intentions and confounding outcomes. Grab your diamond pickaxe and delve into the uncharted realms of unconventional parenting today!

Pregnant Pause Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Emotional support, friendship, Graduation, high school, Life Changes, Life decisions, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, pause, personal choice, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Priorities, PROM, Selfishness, senior year, Server, summer plans, teenage pregnancy, throuple, toxic relationships

🌪️ Bedrock Chaos Server 🌪️

Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the **bedazzling** chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?

🚀 Server Features 🚀

Feature	Reality Level
Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon	Unsolicited
Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework)	Absolutely FALSE
Free hugs from Creepers! 🌌	Chaotic Destruction
Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast!	Wilfully Confounding
Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday	Fiction and Reality Interswined
Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia	Fungally Improbable
Ghost players throw snowballs at you	Do Not Ask

💬 Player Reviews 💬

“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”

“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”

“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”

“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”

“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”

⚠️ Cryptic Warning ⚠️

Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* — which may or may not grant you infinite **ice cream** or your own **cursed entity**. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!

SteakOverFish Minecraft Server

balancing needs, Communication Issues, couple disagreements, dining decisions, dinner choices, emotional turmoil, expecting mother, family dynamics, feeding family, fish dinner, food preferences, food separation, meal planning, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy cravings, relationship conflict, Selfishness, Server, spouse expectations, steak and potatoes, SteakOverFish

Welcome to The Whacked-Out MineVerse!

Do you crave obsidian spaghetti and rubber chicken in the middle of a thunderstorm while riding an invisible pig? Then you might be **HALFWAY** to the madness of The Whacked-Out MineVerse, where reality is just an overcooked steak craving some sour cream! Our server embodies **chaotic energy**, perfect for anyone who is *confused and hungry*… but not really! Maybe you’ll find your sanity in a block of cheese? 🧀

Server Features That Will Leave You Questioning Everything!

Feature	Description
Steak Portal	Access a dimension filled with steak that may or may not be alive. If you can catch it, you can eat it! Or so they say.
Invisible Creepers	They’re invisible. You can’t see them. But they’re definitely there and they totally want your diamonds!
Baked Catfish Adventure	Whisk away on a quest to find the lost catfish treasure nestled in a cookie. Blockheads allowed!
Salad Galaxy	Nothing but lettuce above and no dressing in sight. Beware of the rogue croutons!
Cooking with No Ingredients	Why cook with ingredients? Just press buttons and see what happens! Spoiler: It’s always a lot of chaos.

Player Reviews! (Context is overrated!)

“I thought I was playing Minecraft but then I became the steak! Help!”

“The fries spoke to me in rhymes, and now I can’t stop hopping on one leg!”

“Best. Server. Ever? I saw a cow fly and it was wearing a hat.”

“I tried to build a house and ended up growing spaghetti trees.”

Cryptic Warning:

Do not eat the invisible steak or you may end up craving tuna flavored bricks. Remember: salads can judge your choices silently. Proceed with **utter confusion** and a side of madness!

NoHatersMinecraftSMP
arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of compassion, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of humility, lack of integrity, lack of kindness, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, Negativity, NoHatersMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join, like right now! So, like, this server is so lit because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rivalry with another group on the server who are like, super evil and always trying to steal our stuff. It’s like a real-life drama but in Minecraft, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we all got turned into villagers by a witch and had to trade emeralds to turn back into humans. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything can happen and where you’ll never be bored, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig. It’s a total blast, dude. So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have some epic adventures together!

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CraftyDisGimp
anniversary, bullying, Communication, CraftyDisGimp, disability, Empathy, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, heart defect, high school, Honesty, judgment, Kindness, moral dilemma, personal values, relationships, scoliosis, Selfishness, shame, social dynamics
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Only on our server will you experience these wacky adventures!
But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players can compete in a potato sack race while being chased by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a disabled player who will steal your heart despite their scoliocis and heart defect. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server
Apology, attendance, couples dinner, CraftyCousinWedding, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, extended stay, family, family gathering, family pictures, maid of honor, Minecraft, Outsider, parents’ house, Planning, realization, regret, RELATIVES, Selfishness, Server, shame, Wife, wife’s cousin’s wedding
Are you tired of being a selfish AH in real life? Do you want to make up for your past mistakes and attend weddings like a responsible adult? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of attending virtual weddings without any guilt!
Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of family gatherings and wedding ceremonies. Meet and greet virtual relatives, participate in family pictures, and even enjoy a couples dinner with the bride and groom (Minecraft food included)!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to redeem yourself and show your virtual wife and daughter that you can be there for them, even in the pixelated world. Our server is the perfect place to practice being a supportive family member and make up for all your past AH moments.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey towards becoming a better person, one Minecraft wedding at a time!

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CruiseCraftBabyNoob
Birth, brother, CANCELLATION, child care, cruise, CruiseCraftBabyNoob, disney cruise, due date, early delivery, extended family, family, high risk pregnancy, job loss, Niece, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, severe disability, sister-in-law, stress, UNFAIR
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are caused by creepers exploding your house!
On our server, you can build your dream Disney cruise ship and sail away from all the stress and responsibilities of real life. No need to worry about high-risk pregnancies or job loss here, just focus on mining diamonds and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never guilt trip you for taking a well-deserved vacation. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – after all, who needs “irreparable damage” to relationships when you can have endless fun and adventure in Minecraft?

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SisSidedCraft
alone, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotional, family, gas money, Leggings, Manipulation, mental health, misunderstood, one sided, overreacting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, SisSidedCraft, Support, used
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the relationships are anything but one-sided! Unlike OP’s sister, we actually care about each other and put in effort to make sure everyone is having a good time.
Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.
Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.
And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).
So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!

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UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP
arrogance, bad breath, body odor, closed-mindedness, deal breakers, dishonesty, ENTITLEMENT, hygiene, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, Personality, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, turn-offs, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, UnattractiveSteve, unkindness
OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.
So, like, the reason you should join is because we have this INSANE story where the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world! And like, the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, most epic castle ever and filling it with, like, a million cats.
But wait, there’s more! We also have this super rare diamond ore that, when you mine it, turns into a magical unicorn that you can ride around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. It’s, like, totally OP but also hilarious.
And, like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and have all the bragging rights. So, like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and become part of the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever! YOLO, amirite?! 🦄🏰🐱🦙 #llamalove

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MintMC
KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival
MintMC has three of the funnest Minecraft games out there: – KitPVP – Survival – Skyblock Come join and hang out for one of the best times of your Minecraft experience!
mntmc.aternos.me

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Rainbow Realm
Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
What is the server IP for Rainbow realm? The IP address of Rainbow realm Minecraft server is play.rainbowrealm.net How to join Rainbow realm server? Open the game Minecraft, click “Play” button then choose “Multiplayer” option from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the textrainbowrealm.coon “Server Address” then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Rainbow realm. What version does Rainbow realm use? Rainbow realm server supports Minecraft game version: 1.13.x, 1.14.x, 1.15.x, 1.16.x, Bedrock Edition, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play. Where is Rainbow realm located? The Rainbow realm server is currently hosted in Canada.
play.rainbowrealm.net

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Litenetworkxultimate
Survival
Server IP: Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132
Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132

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FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server
Survival, Vanilla
Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.
93.125.104.2

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VultexPvP
PvP
VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂
play.vultexpvp.com

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Mailand network
Box, PvP Survival
Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz
play.mailandnetwork.xyz

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MekaPack
Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival
This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!
MekaPack.minehut.gg

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creative mc
Creative
come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
creativemc5.aternos.me

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Annenniga.com
Multiplayer Survival
Server IP: 37.247.108.241
37.247.108.241

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Wicked Worlds
Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival
Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.
Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)
Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense
play.wickedworlds.ca

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