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SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crops Grown:	3411	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	3151	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8463	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

Pixel Beauty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	3095
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Buildings Constructed:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life Avatar world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen, like Ashley Serrano who looks like a real-life Azula. Join us and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Zuko and Aang, fighting for the affection of the Fire Nation princess. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now for a chance to be the star of your own epic love story in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – Charg ers and Rav ens

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Votes:	6665	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!