selfish Minecraft Servers

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  • NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

    NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

    Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

    NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

    Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

    No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

    So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DressCodeDrama

    DressCodeDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

    Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

    Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

    So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

    Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.

    But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!

    So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

    Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

    Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

    Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EggWars Minecraft Server

    EggWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

    Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sickmas Minecraft Server

    Sickmas Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

    Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

    So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

    Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

    So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP