selfish Minecraft Servers

selfish

  • NoDoorForYouCraft

    NoDoorForYouCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.

    Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.

    So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

    SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

    On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

    Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

    So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

    CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

    Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

    Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

    So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InheriNoHubby4U

    InheriNoHubby4U

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in a blocky world of chaos and fun! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of deciding who gets the trust money in a virtual setting.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own furnace and appliances while navigating through sibling rivalry and financial woes. Will you choose to honor your dad’s wishes in his trust, or will you give the money to your sister’s not-so-nice husband? The choice is yours!

    But beware, your siblings may call you selfish and get upset with you just like in real life. Will you stand your ground and keep the inheritance for yourself, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions in Minecraft like never before. Who knew virtual inheritance disputes could be so entertaining? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of loyalty and greed in our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

    So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BirthdayBlockParty

    BirthdayBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us for a baby shower like no other, where you can invite your best friend’s annoying friend Ben and watch the chaos unfold!

    Build a virtual baby shower that will make even the most drama-filled reality TV show jealous. Will Ben make inappropriate jokes about your virtual appearance? Will your husband get mad at you for not wanting Ben there? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, in our Minecraft server, you can control the guest list and decide who gets to attend your virtual baby shower. Will you be labeled as the controlling party pooper, or will you stand your ground and have the baby shower of your dreams?

    Join us for a baby shower experience like no other, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real. Who knew planning a baby shower could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the virtual drama begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP