selfish Minecraft Servers

Selfish

  • ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HatePersonality – Minecraft SMP

    HatePersonality – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule followers? Do you despise players who take the game way too seriously and never let you have any fun? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our wacky and wild server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! We encourage creativity, silliness, and all-around shenanigans on our server.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with explosive chickens just waiting to be unleashed on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

    We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

    Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelFamilyContestGate

    PixelFamilyContestGate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoThanksGiving2021

    NoThanksGiving2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

    Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

    So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoGardenNoLifeMC

    NoGardenNoLifeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a day filled with blocky adventures and no gardening duties in sight!

    Forget about helping your partner’s mom with her gardening – on our server, the only thing you’ll be planting are virtual crops! No need to worry about being called selfish for wanting to relax on your day off, because here, the only thing we cultivate is fun!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs real-life drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Join now for a day filled with relaxation, adventure, and absolutely no gardening!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

    CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

    Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

    Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraftBabyBoom

    WeddingCraftBabyBoom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

    Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoadtripRansom

    RoadtripRansom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

    Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

    And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

    So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP