🍆💦selfimposed Minecraft Servers

Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

enchants!MCMMO to add more worth

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	8838
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Sensational selfimposed Minecraft Servers

Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Stats November 22, 2024

ThunderCraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

Stats November 22, 2024

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Stats November 22, 2024

NisaSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview:

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

3. What are some unique features of the server?

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

MultiversusCraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

Stats November 22, 2024

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5547
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6421	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Enchantments Applied:	145	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Items Found:	8575
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1