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Clickity Crafters: Drag Clicking Madness Under $25!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP because your mouse can’t keep up with your drag clicking skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the magic of drag clicking with a mouse that costs less than $25! Not only will you be able to achieve a whopping 16+ cps, but you’ll also be able to summon a diamond armor-wearing llama to fight by your side in battles.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also receive a enchanted diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And if that’s not enough, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle while shooting firework arrows at your foes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate drag clicking warrior of Minecraft!

Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

Anime, anime fan, blocks, comedy, FANBOY, fangirl, friendship, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Kagami x Konata, Kagster, Konata Izumi, Lucky, Lucky Channel, Lucky Star, Manga, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, school life, slice of life, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	793	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Animals Bred:	155
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	6173	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!