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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood misunderstandings, classic games, Favorite, favorite game quotes, game quotes, Gaming, gaming memories, gaming quotes, hidden meanings, hidden messages, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstood, Nostalgia, phrases, quotes, quotes in games, Server, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Remember that one time when you were playing Minecraft and you heard the quote “It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!” and you were like, “Yeah, I’ll take this diamond sword and slay some zombies!” Well, on our server, we take that quote to a whole new level. We give you a pet chicken to accompany you on your adventures! That’s right, you’ll never be alone with Clucky by your side, ready to peck any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Have you ever heard the quote “The cake is a lie”? Well, on our server, the cake is not only real, but it’s also a magical cake that gives you superpowers for a limited time! Imagine flying around the map, shooting fireballs from your hands, all thanks to a delicious slice of cake. And don’t worry, it’s not a lie, we promise.

So why join our server? Because where else can you have a pet chicken sidekick and a magical cake that grants you superpowers? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come join the fun on our server. Who knows what other surprises and quotes you’ll discover along the way!

TomfooleryPro Minecraft SMP

amusement, Antics, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, good times, humor, jesting, joking around, joviality, Laughter, light-heartedness, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful behavior, pranks, Shenanigans, silly, smp, tomfoolery, TomfooleryPro

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We specialize in small proportions of tomfoolery – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good prank or two?

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional llama parade. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

WeddingBlockDrop

adoption, Communication Issues, daughter’s wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial support, parental responsibilities, wedding attendance, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding participation, WeddingBlockDrop

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where alliances are formed, betrayals are rampant, and drama is always brewing!

Just like in this wild family story, you’ll find yourself in the middle of intense situations where you have to choose sides and navigate complex relationships. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours!

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to deal with family drama, wedding shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, intrigue, and outrageous storylines. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

ExpensiveCraft, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

HotBlockzMC

air pollution, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, environmental degradation, extreme weather events, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockzMC, human activities, industrialization, melting ice caps, natural disasters, ozone depletion, Pollution, renewable energy, rising sea levels, sustainable living

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and help save the world from global warming by building renewable energy sources and planting virtual trees. Who knew playing Minecraft could actually make a difference in the real world?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!

SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests made, Conspiracy, counterintelligence, crime, criminal organization, Espionage, foreign agents, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Operation, ring bust, Russian, Saboteur, SaboteurCraft, security forces, Server, suspects, Ukraine, undercover agents

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Potions Brewed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	7074	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”

PlagueCraft FrenchMinister

biohazard, crime, Dangerous, emergency, Europe, France, France news, FrenchMinister, Government, health risk, interior minister, international relations, investigation, Laced, letter, Plague, PlagueCraft, Political, Public Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.

we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	8358
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	715	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3109	Star Shards Collected:	233
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7242	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

penguins.shockbyte.pro

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590