SelfHateCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

    Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateCraft Server

    SelfHateCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

    Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.

    So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ByteForge

    ByteForge

    New Minecraft Servers

    ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ByteForge
    Server Type Survival/Community
    Location Central US (may change)
    Accepting Players All over the world

    FAQ

    Q: What is ByteForge server?

    A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

    Q: Who can join the server?

    A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

    Q: How can I join ByteForge?

    A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Vale 1.20.6

    Mystic Vale 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyConfrontation

    CraftyConfrontation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

    But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Backhanded Builders

    Backhanded Builders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

    So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MakranCraft Minecraft Server

    MakranCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCo.

    CraftyCreeperCo.

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP