GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116
Potions Brewed:	129	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Star Shards Collected:	266
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	3383	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Star Shards Collected:	90
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	941	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	705	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173009	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9099	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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