SelfCheckouts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyAI vs SelfCheckouts
ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, convenience, CraftyAI, customer service, drive-thrus, efficiency, employment, Future, human labor, innovation, job security, Machines, Retail, self checkout, SelfCheckouts, stores, Technology, technology advancement, Workforce
yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the pigs ride the chickens and the creepers do the macarena before they explode? well, welcome to our server, where the only automation you’ll find is the redstone contraptions built by our resident mad scientists. forget about AI taking over the world, here we have villagers who can communicate with dolphins and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond pickaxes.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.
come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Latinx Block Party
activism, advocacy, Allyship, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, BLOCK, community support, Crafty, Cultural awareness, Diversity, education, empowerment, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Latinx, latinx discrimination, minority rights, Party, prejudice, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity, stop discrimination
Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a latinx player on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all players regardless of their background! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter if you’re a human, a creeper, or a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.
So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!

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MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving creepers. But be warned, the sword can only be wielded by the chosen one who can defeat the evil Baconator boss in a bacon-eating contest.
If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about our exclusive feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? From dancing llamas to grumpy cats, you never know what hilarious meme will appear next!
And don’t forget about our weekly events like the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at GGNbros…We’re coming home…because the craziness never stops here!

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Flaggy McSpeedy’s Funland: Where Flags Fly and Players Zoom!
accelerations, Flag, Flaggy, Flags, Fly, FUNLAND, Generate, KIND, list, long trail, McSpeedys, Players, tags, up to 20, Zoom
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical flag that, when captured, gives you the power of super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 But that’s not all, oh no. We also have crazy accelerations that will have you zooming through the virtual world faster than a speeding bullet.
Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with a group of creepers, when suddenly you activate your flag power and zip around them so fast they don’t even know what hit them! And don’t even get me started on the accelerations – you’ll be running circles around your friends in no time.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the flags are flying and the accelerations are out of this world. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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Crafting & Crops – Minecraft meets Stardew Valley!
Animals, Community, Crafting, crops, Dicksword, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farming, Fishing, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, News, relationships, Stardew, stardew valley, Stardew Valley General, tips and tricks, Update 1.6.8, Valley, villagers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the latest update 1.6.8 has just dropped like a hot potato! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new biomes, battling epic bosses, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.

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Crafty McLaughy’s Sunday Funday Feels Bar
Artificial Intelligence, bar, Community, Connection, Conversation, Crafty, drinking tonight, emotions, Feels, feels bar, friendship, Funday, McLaughys, mental health, Relaxation, Robots, self-care, Share, socializing, Sunday, Sunday Edition, support group, Technology, Trouble, virtual hangout, virtual reality
Welcome to our Minecraft server where robots roam free and share their troubles over a virtual drink! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through pixelated landscapes with your mechanical buddies. Need to vent about your creeper problems? Our robot therapists are here to listen and offer their support. Plus, every player gets a free virtual drink on the house! So come on down and join the fun – who knows, you might just meet your metal soulmate!

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Sailor Creeper’s Minecraft Madness
Anime, CREEPERS, Dark Kingdom, Favorite, Jadeite, Kunzite, LUNA, madness, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, Nephrite, Queen Beryl, Sailor, sailor jupiter, sailor mars, sailor mercury, sailor moon, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Scouts, sailor venus, Tuxedo Mask, Villain, Zoisite
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sailor Moon fan’s dream come true! Join us and battle it out with your favorite Sailor Moon villains in epic PvP battles. Want to take on Queen Beryl in a showdown for the ages? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the Negaverse and wreak havoc on the server? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of moon power). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Sailor Scout!

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Alex Jones’ MineCraft Madness
alex, alex jones, alternative media, Broadcast, Censorship, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, controversial, DELAY, Frustration, INCONSISTENCY, INFOWARS, Jones, late night, madness, Media, Minecraft, News, online show, Podcast, Schedule, Timing, upload, Waiting
Tired of waiting around for the full Alex Jones show to be posted? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything ever again! Our team of highly trained monkeys work around the clock to make sure everything is running smoothly, including posting the Alex Jones show at lightning speed. Plus, rumor has it that Alex Jones himself plays on our server and will personally deliver the show to your virtual doorstep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!
4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.
But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.
And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.
So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

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ChocoChuubaCraft – Where Brown Chuubas Rule!
ASP, Babi, Birthday, BROWN, Calendar, Canva, caramel, choc, ChocoChuubaCraft, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chuubas, darker skin color, design, discussion, en, general, Interest, jp, Kyubalt Edition, Male, Marry, menu, NijiEN, op, Previous thread, rule, tactical, Tanned, Threads, Vtubers, WIP
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as chocolate? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things dark and delicious like a rich piece of chocolate cake. Join us to discuss vtubers with tanned, caramel, or chocolate skin tones – because who doesn’t love a little extra melanin in their virtual lives?
But that’s not all – we also have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if that’s not enough, we have other threads that will tickle your fancy, from discussing virtual tactics to sharing your favorite vtuber moments.
So why join our server? Because where else can you marry Kyubalt Edition and live out your wildest virtual fantasies? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chocolatey goodness begin!

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SnoyCraft – Where You Can Finally Buy a Snoy Console in Minecraft!
Buy, Buying, Censorship, Complain, complaint, console, console release, Consumer, digital rights, electronics, Entertainment, Finally, freedom of speech, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online shopping, product review, Purchase, restrictions, shopping, snoy, SnoyCraft, sony console, Technology
Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say whatever the heck you want! Want to talk about your love for llamas in a top hat? Go for it! Want to discuss the conspiracy theories behind why creepers explode? Have at it! We believe in freedom of speech, even if it’s just a bunch of gibberish about mining diamonds with a toothpick.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a snoy console! Yes, you heard that right, a snoy console! It’s like a Sony console, but with a little extra “n” for added confusion. And if you’re not satisfied with your snoy console, feel free to complain about it on our server. We love hearing about your gaming woes, especially when they involve made-up gaming consoles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of uncensored chat and the chance to win a snoy console that may or may not actually exist. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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