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  • SelfLoveSMP

    SelfLoveSMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

    But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.

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  • SelfLoveCraft SMP

    SelfLoveCraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • BlockyBodShameNoMore

    BlockyBodShameNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.

    Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.

    So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!

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  • PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!

    PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!
    Are you tired of being the black sheep in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and passive aggressive Facebook posts on your birthday? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where your favorite color actually matters and where thoughtful gifts are appreciated, not ridiculed. Our server is a safe haven for those who have been deemed the least favorite child in their family and who are tired of being shoo-ed away to babysit the little cousins.

    On our server, you can escape the traditional values of your family and embrace your nerdy hobbies like reading, history, hiking, and trombone playing. No more being made fun of for not fitting in with the rest of your family who only play “dainty” instruments and knit scarves that look like they’ve been through the apocalypse.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of your family gatherings. Build a world where your hobbies are celebrated and where you can finally feel appreciated for who you are. Plus, we have virtual vanilla scented lotion and body mist for all your relaxation needs!

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  • SpaceThief420

    SpaceThief420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with ungrateful friends like M (20F)? Join our server and leave the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about toxic friendships ruining your experience.

    Unlike M, our server won’t one-up you with stories about her boyfriend or make everything about herself. We believe in supporting each other, sharing resources, and having a good time together. Plus, we won’t make you cry and Uber home after a night out – unless you’re crying tears of joy from all the fun you’re having!

    So if you’re tired of putting effort into friendships that don’t appreciate you, join our server and make new friends who will truly value you. Who needs M when you can have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with? Join now and leave the drama at the door – we promise you won’t regret it!

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  • Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

    Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

    But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

    So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

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  • MineCraftHotties: Are You One?

    MineCraftHotties: Are You One?
    Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the most attractive players in the game!

    Join our server and bask in the glory of your own pixelated perfection. Our custom skins will make you look like a Minecraft model straight out of a Vogue photoshoot.

    Not only will you be surrounded by other beautiful players, but you’ll also have access to exclusive beauty potions that will make you even more stunning. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than any gem in the game?

    So come join us on our server and show off your pixel-perfect looks. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a Minecraft celebrity and become the next blocky sensation!

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  • MomSaysOopsMC

    MomSaysOopsMC
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own family of pixelated villagers who will never insult you or make fun of your tics! Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those who have been called the “queen of the pigs” by their own mother.

    Join us and escape to a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will never tell you to “watch your mouth” or threaten to tell you what they really think of you.

    Don’t let your real-life drama bring you down, come play on our server and experience the joy of being in a supportive and loving community. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for standing up for yourself!

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  • Pixel Perfect Photography Server

    Pixel Perfect Photography Server
    so, like, u ever feel like ur minecraft skin is just, like, not doin u justice? like, maybe u look in the mirror and u think, dang, i wish i could look as good as my minecraft character? well, do i have the server for u!

    this server is like a magical makeover studio for ur minecraft self. we got the best photographers in the game, ready to make u look like a million diamonds. they’ll take ur pic and edit it so u look like a total blocky babe. u won’t even recognize urself!

    join our server and get ready to slay all day with ur new and improved minecraft look. trust me, once u see urself in all ur pixelated glory, u’ll never wanna log off. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become the minecraft model u were always meant to be!

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  • BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long

    BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your ex’s drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those tearful messages and constant reminders of heartbreak. Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to a drama-free zone. Who needs a spark when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Say goodbye to relationship woes and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers for broken hearts. So come join us and let’s mine away the pain together!

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