1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!
2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.
4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.
So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?
Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!
We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!
Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called an incel, misogynist, or loser ever again. Our server is filled with amazing women who will adore you for who you are, no matter what.
We have a special feature where you can build a virtual girlfriend out of blocks and she will love you unconditionally. No more rejection, just pure pixelated love.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of romance and acceptance. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant pumpkin. And you know what? We all loved it! So if you want to unleash your inner chaos and creativity, this is the place for you.
Plus, we have weekly llama races, a secret underground disco party, and a community garden where we grow enchanted carrots. Oh, and did I mention the giant flying pig that roams the skies? Yeah, we’ve got it all.
So come on, join us and make some hilarious memories that you’ll never forget. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, no killing each other (unless it’s in a hilarious prank war). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| IP | hardcoreanarchy.gay |
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| Uptime | 3 months |
| Deaths/Bans | 450+ |
A: “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. The server has a three day ban system and no protected areas, making it a challenging environment for players.
A: No, the server is not pay2win. Players must prepare for the elements when they spawn as there are no protected areas.
A: There is currently one known female player with over 10 days of playtime.
Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| IP | harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ |
Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!
https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv
Q: Is this server truly vanilla with no added plugins or modifications?
A: Yes, Harmony Reloaded offers a true vanilla gameplay experience with no added plugins or modifications.
Q: What platform can I play on this server?
A: You can play on Harmony Reloaded on all platforms, as crossplay is supported.
Q: How do you ensure a toxic-free environment?
A: We have active moderation to prevent toxicity and promote a friendly community atmosphere.
Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?
A: No, Harmony Reloaded has strict rules against the use of cheats or hacks to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
| Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival |
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| IP: corn.gg |
| Region: USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?
A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?
A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.
Q: Is there a world border on the map?
A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.
Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?
A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.
But wait, there’s more! Take part in our crazy events like the “Endless” Battle where you have to protect the Escort Target. And don’t forget about our limited-time banners featuring weapons like the 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Trust us, you won’t find these weapons on any other server!
And let’s not forget about the new outfits available, like the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia outfit. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their character in such fabulous attire?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure at our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ASMR paradise while protecting an Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle!
But wait, there’s more! We have new outfits available that will make your character stand out in the crowd, like the “Apprentice Maid” outfit for Cherno – because even in Minecraft, fashion is important. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our ASMR video for version 1.7, it will soothe your soul while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious entity called the Gradient of Souls…or maybe it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
play.minevillage.net