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  • MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

    MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your daddy issues? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and blocky fun!

    Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.

    Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!

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  • NoShameInMyGame Minecraft SMP

    NoShameInMyGame Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we embrace all things weird and wacky! We don’t judge here, whether you’re a pro builder or a total noob, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

    Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a flying pig into battle against the evil zombie horde.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who proudly wear their diamond armor to bed and have pet parrots that can rap like Eminem? Don’t be ashamed of your quirks, embrace them and come join the madness on our server!

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  • SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP

    SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!

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  • MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

    MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

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  • Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

    Penecraft: The Unshared Secret
    Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

    Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

    So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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  • PixelPurseVIP

    PixelPurseVIP
    Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

    Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse
    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

    also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

    oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

    so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

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  • ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health

    ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health
    so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.

    wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.

    wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.

    so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!

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  • ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

    ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

    Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

    So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

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