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  • HubbySkipOut2021

    HubbySkipOut2021
    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental partners who can’t appreciate your love for snacks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and leave behind the haters who can’t handle your popcorn and M&M cravings. Our community is all about embracing your love for delicious treats without any judgment. Snack away while building your dream world in Minecraft!

    Don’t let anyone ruin your day like this husband ruined his golf game. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without anyone telling you to watch your weight. We promise no one will ever make you feel embarrassed for enjoying a snack or two while playing on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and snack to your heart’s content, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs dinner dates when you can have a virtual feast while gaming with us? Let’s build and snack together!

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  • ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP

    ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments on your ability to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen! Show off your skills in building gravity-defying structures made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your fellow players with your impeccable fashion sense by wearing nothing but a suit made of enchanted golden apples! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

    Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

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  • DumbCraft SMP

    DumbCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

    We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

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  • RegrettableSMPsexMistake

    RegrettableSMPsexMistake
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where every player has a secret identity and you have to figure out who’s secretly a llama in disguise. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds!

    We also have a special event every Friday where we release a horde of zombie villagers into the server and you have to try to cure them all before they turn on you. It’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with pixelated villagers!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that randomly changes the gravity in different parts of the server, so one minute you could be walking on the ground and the next you’re floating in the air like a majestic blocky butterfly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

    Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

    So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • ExCraft: “I already have a better block in mind!”

    ExCraft: “I already have a better block in mind!”
    When your ex says, “Good luck finding someone better than me,” just tell them you already have – this Minecraft server! Why waste time dealing with drama when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons with your new Minecraft buddies?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play hide and seek with. So come join us and show your ex what they’re missing out on – a world of endless possibilities and endless laughs.

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  • MineCraftBeautism

    MineCraftBeautism
    hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

    we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

    come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

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  • ArtisticFamDiscount

    ArtisticFamDiscount
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

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