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The SupernaLuna SMP is a small(er) mature community where quality beats quantity and you can’t pay2win. Whatever your gameplay is, there’s a home sweet home for you here.
Hope you join on the adventure from start to when we grow in players… trying to get a good community and spread positivity. hope you will join us and have a good time 🙂
Our community offers the best 1.16.5 Survival experience in Minecraft. Custom economy, free fly, enhanced land claiming, player warps, shops, casino + more! Find thousands of ways to make money in an economy that lets you sell almost anything!
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Our server characteristics:– Survival mode: An experience that starts from scratch.– Friendly Community: We have active and friendly players ready to help you start your survival.– Economy: We have a variety of earning options so you can build and improve your bases.– Protection from griefers: We take all measures to protect your buildings and belongings.– Active administrators: Our administrators are always ready to help you if necessary.
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Yeti Anarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is yetianarchy.lol. Its a brand new anarchy server that is set on the latest version of minecraft with an actuve duplication glitch. Have Fun!