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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4608 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.