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MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

BlockyBationStation

BlockyBationStation, intimate moments, Masturbation, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure frequency analysis, self pleasure habits, self pleasure techniques, self satisfaction, self-arousal, self-care, self-exploration, self-play, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	904
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	90	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Potions Brewed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3705
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	183
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!