We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.
So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.
Welcome to FuriousMC! The best public Minecraft server right now! Modes: Lifesteal, PvP, Survival, KitPvP, Economy, FFA Join for many giveaways and fun events! You gotta join this server to have a blast! *It’s Aternos but way better than those lame premium servers!*
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This is a cool Survival server where you can make your own castle and build with pals.
Enjoy fun stuff like:
Break, claim, build, and have a blast!
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Welcome to Nisayh Network! Your new home for real Minecraft Roleplay!
Cool Lore & Story Live out epic tales shaped by you.
Unique Roles & Skills Be a noble knight, sly dealer, or mighty mage. Pick your path!
Quests & Events Join fun missions and events with pals for some team fun.
Biz & Guild System Build your empire, team up, and climb the ranks.
Friendly Fam You’re not just a number; you’re part of our big family.
Be part of the story, make friends, and conquer a world where anything is possible!
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Are you fed up with servers full of claims and hard commands? Do you miss the good old days of pure fun and trust?
Welcome to Nisse SMP! A fresh, whitelisted SMP that puts friendship and fair play first.
🌎 A Fresh World: A new map just launched! 19/7.
🤝 True Trust-Based Survival: No land claims. Your rep matters here.
💰 100% Player-Driven Economy: No admin shops. All trade is player-to-player.
✨ Vanilla-Plus Gameplay: We keep it simple with quality-of-life plugins.
If you want a long-term home to build, trade, and hang with cool folks, you’ve found it!
Ready to start? Join our Discord to apply! Join Discord
JOIN TODAY FOR THE DRAGON FIGHT! This Saturday at 8PM BST! Lots of fun events await!
Launched on July 18! Join Season 1 on our new Hermitcraft-style server! We offer a chill vibe with a shopping area, fun contests, and more! It’s a bit quiet now, so we need you! We’re looking for players 18+ to help us build a great community!
Join our Discord for more info:
Welcome to the Kingdom of Solaria!
If you want a chill place with cool folks, this is it! The Kingdom is small but grows fast. Make pals and have a blast!
Lore: Tons of story to explore! Check it out on the title screen and chat with NPCs in-game.
With over 200 mods, you won’t get bored! Here are some faves:
The Kingdom just got a big boost with the 1.1 update: The Heavenly Expansion!
Join the Solaria League! Face tough gym leaders and try to be the champ!
So, what are you waiting for? Come and have fun!
Discord: Join Us Here
Modpack: Get It Here