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Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club

Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4887	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1032

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.

But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.

Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.

So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	901
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

BlockyBoys R Us – Where Cute Boys Rule

amphibian boys, Bait, bfe, BlockyBoys, Boys, collab discussion, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, Fighting, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, Male, niji, numberfags, Oshi, rule, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Yumejoshi

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t allow you to express your love for cute Amphibian Boys? Well, look no further! On this server, if your male character is cute enough, he’s more than welcome to stay and hop around with the rest of the crew. 🌟

But that’s not all! We fully support your love for Stars, Niji, and Indie characters. In fact, we encourage it! Let your oshi shine bright like a diamond on our server. 💎

And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️

Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉

And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cute Amphibian Boys 😀 Edition and let the fun begin! 🎮

Blocky Banter Brigade

9k, anonymous posting, Attention, banter, blocky, board protection, Brigade, cc, Community, cyber threat, great board, Heil victory, internet forum, nigglynogs, online safety, OPERATION TRIPCODE, security measures, small board population, threat, transvestite invasion, tripcodes, Unity, user identification

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8343	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Animals Bred:	77
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	279	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	2690
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Potions Brewed:	107
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.