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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7649 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 548163 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!