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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

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  • RespawnRageQuit

    RespawnRageQuit
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

    But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

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  • GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

    so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

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  • CraftyResponsibility

    CraftyResponsibility
    So, like, want to join this amazin’ Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. True story, bro. And then there was this other player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, you are responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel. So come on, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

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