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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.
So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.