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  • CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks

    CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks
    Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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  • DadSammichDenier

    DadSammichDenier
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and tension of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your stepdad sandwich-making woes behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called a brat or a pig for leaving a dirty dish in the sink. In fact, we encourage it! The dirtier the dishes, the better. And if you don’t feel like cooking for anyone but yourself, that’s totally fine. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency here.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the insults and hypocrisy of real life, just log on to our server and build yourself a fortress of solitude. No stepdads allowed!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama. You deserve a break, and we’ve got just the place for you.

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  • CraftyPrideLOL

    CraftyPrideLOL
    Are you proud of yourself for being able to survive a creeper explosion without crying like a baby? Do you boast about your epic diamond armor collection that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt blocks (seriously, it’s just not classy). Join us and become part of a community where players ride pigs into battle and build roller coasters that go all the way to the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills!

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  • BlockyBodFavorites

    BlockyBodFavorites
    Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

    So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

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  • GFimmaturityGoneWild

    GFimmaturityGoneWild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Forget about real-life drama like being left on read or getting the silent treatment – on our server, everyone is too busy crafting, mining, and battling creepers to worry about petty relationship issues.

    We don’t care if you’re a Baltimore Ravens fan or not, as long as you’re ready to game, watch movies, and have a blast with our awesome community. So come on in, leave your worries behind, and let’s build some memories together!

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  • GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP

    GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to flex your kindness muscles like never before. We out here spreading positivity and good vibes like it’s nobody’s business.

    Imagine this, you join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of villagers who are all like “Please help us, our crops are dying and our houses are falling apart.” And you, being the kind soul that you are, roll up your sleeves and start building them the sickest houses and planting the dopest crops.

    But wait, it gets even crazier. One day, a bunch of creepers roll up trying to blow everything up, but you swoop in like a superhero and save the day. The villagers are all like “OMG, you’re our hero!” and they start throwing diamonds at you like confetti.

    So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft and show off your good person skills, you gotta join this server. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo! 🚀ðŸ”ĨðŸĪŠ

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  • CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

    CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe
    Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

    3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • NailBiters Minecraft Server

    NailBiters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

    NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

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