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Self Respect

  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    TraumaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

    Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

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  • CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, like this server is lit AF! Like, I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and was like “Nice pickaxe bro” and I was like “Thanks creeper, you’re not so bad yourself”. It was so random but like, totally made my day. You should join this server because the mobs are so friendly and the grass is always greener on our side. Plus, our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and won. True story bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! #BestServerEver #CreeperCompliments

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  • ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

    ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP
    Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • SisStarveMC

    SisStarveMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life siblings? Look no further! Join our server and leave your annoying little sister behind – no more eye rolls, snarky comments, or demands for food!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky siblings who just can’t seem to get along. No more arguments over who gets the last diamond or whose turn it is to mine – it’s all about peace and harmony here.

    And if you ever start missing the chaos of having a younger sister, don’t worry! Our server is filled with virtual babies who will keep you on your toes and make you appreciate your real-life sibling a little bit more. Plus, our host will never ask you to make them breakfast – it’s all about building and exploring here!

    So join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind – because who needs a disrespectful sister when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

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  • ExHusbandXValentine’sGone

    ExHusbandXValentine’sGone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cheating spouses and cheap jewelry.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you experienced with your ex. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures to distract yourself from the heartbreak?

    And don’t worry about running into your ex here – unless he’s secretly a Minecraft character, in which case, we can’t help you. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any more “wrong address” excuses on our server!

    So come on over and let’s build a world together where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s mail.

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  • Avoid People, Avoid Me

    Avoid People, Avoid Me
    join our server and you’ll never have to worry about self esteem again! our community is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like a minecraft superstar in no time!

    we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits. trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before!

    our admins are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. they’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the best time ever.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. we can’t guarantee this is true, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    so come join our server and let your self esteem soar to new heights. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

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  • SelfLoveCraft SMP

    SelfLoveCraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.

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  • SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

    But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

    So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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