Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.
Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.
So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.
So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”
We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”
Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.
Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.
Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.
But that’s not all – we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of hostile chickens who have a taste for human flesh. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken army and claim the treasure for yourself?
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and whisper sweet nothings in their ear? So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, llama-filled world. Say my name…if you dare!
1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!
2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.
4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)
Join us and experience a world where griefers are turned into adorable bunnies, trolls are transformed into friendly villagers, and hackers are banished to a realm of endless creepers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session where you can let go of all the stress and just focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with like-minded players.
So, if you’re ready to say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of fun-loving adventurers, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the healing begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Age Restriction | 18+ |
| Server Started | March 25th |
| Server Location | East US Coast |
| World Border | 10k |
A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.
A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles
A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.
A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.
A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.
A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!
And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!
1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?
2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.
3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.
Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!
And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.
So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?
We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.
Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?
Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!
wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz:19384
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mainserver.mc.gg
| Platform | Server Address | Port |
|---|---|---|
| Java (PC/MAC/Linux) | mc.peacefulvanilla.club | None |
| Bedrock (PE/Console) | bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club | 19132 |
For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.
PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.
Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.
You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.
Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.
Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.