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  • HubbySkipOut2021

    HubbySkipOut2021
    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental partners who can’t appreciate your love for snacks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and leave behind the haters who can’t handle your popcorn and M&M cravings. Our community is all about embracing your love for delicious treats without any judgment. Snack away while building your dream world in Minecraft!

    Don’t let anyone ruin your day like this husband ruined his golf game. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without anyone telling you to watch your weight. We promise no one will ever make you feel embarrassed for enjoying a snack or two while playing on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and snack to your heart’s content, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs dinner dates when you can have a virtual feast while gaming with us? Let’s build and snack together!

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and trading boring old diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes while riding a unicorn made of pure rainbow blocks!

    Join us if you want to show off your epic builds like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks. And don’t forget about our weekly events like “Dress Your Chicken in the Coolest Outfit” competition or “Who Can Mine the Most Obsidian in 10 Minutes” challenge.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and show off your wildest creations, join us and let’s make the blocky world a crazier and more hilarious place together!

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  • CraftyHub – No Bowing to In-Laws!

    CraftyHub – No Bowing to In-Laws!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • HomeBlockHero

    HomeBlockHero
    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

    Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and battle mobs without any real-life conflict. Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

    Forget about real-life feuds and join us for a virtual adventure like no other. Plus, we promise that no one will ever tell you to “lose their number” or ban you from the server for stating your opinions. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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  • ExCraft: “I already have a better block in mind!”

    ExCraft: “I already have a better block in mind!”
    When your ex says, “Good luck finding someone better than me,” just tell them you already have – this Minecraft server! Why waste time dealing with drama when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons with your new Minecraft buddies?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play hide and seek with. So come join us and show your ex what they’re missing out on – a world of endless possibilities and endless laughs.

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  • FamilyDramaCraft

    FamilyDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

    Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

    But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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  • SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP

    SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!

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  • Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

    Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse
    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

    also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

    oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

    so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

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  • ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

    ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

    Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

    So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

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  • Advice4YoungerMe – Minecraft SMP

    Advice4YoungerMe – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to travel back in time and give advice to your younger self! Our server is equipped with a time machine that allows players to interact with their past selves and change the course of history. Imagine telling your younger self to invest in diamond stocks or to start a chicken farm earlier – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and rewrite your own story in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible!

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