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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3449 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Farms Harvested: | 660 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 455 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!