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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6669 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.