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MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Bullet Train Project Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have the most epic high speed rail system that will blow your mind! Forget about importing trains from Japan, we have our own custom-built Shinkansen trains that will zoom past your wildest expectations.

Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.

And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!

Tickle Tickle, LOL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!

WorldForge

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Conquest, dynamic, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Epic, Faction, Factions, Immersive, Lore, Nations, power, Resources, scale, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, towny system, Trading, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

WorldForge

Welcome to the WorldForge server! Immerse yourself in a lore-rich environment where nations rise and fall, alliances are forged, and epic battles determine the fate of the world. Here’s everything you need to get started and thrive on this unique server: Server Features Earth Map: A 1:1000 scale map of Earth serves as the setting for your nation-building and conquest adventures. Towny System: Create towns and nations, claim territories, and manage your resources effectively to dominate. Dynamic Economy: Trade, auction, and run shops to grow your wealth and power.

193.31.31.52:25653

PixelCraft – The Link to Fun Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Fun, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Link, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PixelChronicle, pixelcraft, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the pixelated world they inhabit!

Join us for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsiest girl next door who loves karaoke and ASMR. Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who’s all about retro games and drawing. And let’s not forget about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will take you on longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu.

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who’s all about horror games and RPGs? Or maybe you’d rather chill with Daiya Fortuna, the dorky weird girl who loves collabs and retro games.

With original songs and covers, crazy templates, and a whole archive of content, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

”’/Brit/ Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3886
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we built in the Nether – it’s a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the new currency on our server, and let me tell you, things can get pretty heated in the potato market.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just be careful not to trigger the booby traps – trust me, I learned that the hard way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. But fair warning – once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the perfect debut edition of our Minecraft SMP!

Unity – Anarchy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A fresh take on anarchy Minecraft with zero rules and pure chaos! Build, destroy, and survive in an unfiltered world.

playunity.org

I GET IT Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	887	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Night Bolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7076	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you ready to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history? Join our server and be prepared for the battle of a lifetime! The weather may cool, but the action will be heating up as ancient plans come to fruition. Before America was even a twinkle in history’s eye, our server was already plotting its rise to power. The gods themselves will be watching as we make our move. Keep an eye out for signs of the impending chaos, because it’s about to get real… like, really freaking real. Join us if you dare, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pizza Tower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Enchantments Applied:	133	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pizza-filled wonderland!

Join us if you want to battle giant pepperoni monsters, ride on flying pizza slices, and build your very own Pizza Tower to rule over all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it if you’re a fan of Pizza Tower or just enjoy a good slice of virtual pizza.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Pizza Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious toppings and sabotage your pizza creations. Will you join forces with them or stand against their cheesy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most pizza-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy!