self-regulation Minecraft Servers

Self-Regulation

  • Provoked Echoes of Anger

    Provoked Echoes of Anger

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Forgotten Dreams – Where Reality Is Optional!

    Welcome, brave soul! Ever felt reality slipping away? Good! This is the greatest Minecraft server ever crafted from stardust and lunacy! Delve into a world where logic takes a vacation and irrationality reigns supreme. If you don’t join, you’ll surely miss out on the secrets of the universe that don’t exist, or maybe they do?! LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

    Feature Description
    Time Travelers All players gain the ability to time travel but only into the future where nothing exists. Enjoy your stay!
    Infinite Blocks You will ALWAYS run out of blocks, except when you don’t! Because blocks never existed in the first place!
    Sentient Creepers Creepers are actually your long-lost family members trying to communicate through explosions. LOVE THEM.
    The Void Zone A special realm where your feelings about existence will be validated… or not. Who knows?!
    Randomized Weather Sunshine one moment, then raining milk the next. Good luck explaining that to your milk allergy!

    FAQ – Or Is It?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Jimmy told me to climb a tree and yell your name into the abyss while rotating clockwise. Make sure to wear a sock on your hand!

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Rules are for the sheeple who can count past three. Just do what feels right, like turning your house into a giant sandwich.

    Q: Can I bring my friends?

    A: Friends? Who needs them? They’re just figments of your imagination. But hey, if you see them, wave and offer them cheese!

    Random Quotes from Departed Souls

    “literally cant hold a conversation without resorting to screaming…”

    “How do i help my father who gets provoked by the minimal of comments…”

    “The first thing I heard every morning was nothing, and it was beautiful.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Impatiently Patient Craft

    Impatiently Patient Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Heart Stopper Server

    Heart Stopper Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespawnRageQuit

    RespawnRageQuit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

    But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Booze Rehab: Neuro Skills

    Crafty Booze Rehab: Neuro Skills

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like a magical place where you can train your brain to be, like, super emotional and stuff. You know, like, really get in touch with your feelings and junk.

    Join this server and you’ll be like a wizard of emotions, casting spells of empathy and understanding on all the other players. You’ll be the most emotionally intelligent Minecraft player in the world, bro.

    And get this – there’s a study that says playing on this server can help with alcohol rehabilitation. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be so in touch with your emotions that you won’t even need a drink to cope with your problems.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and get ready to feel all the feels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds

    CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!

    join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.

    come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MindlessMouthCraft

    MindlessMouthCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

    join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyResponsibility

    CraftyResponsibility

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, want to join this amazin’ Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. True story, bro. And then there was this other player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, you are responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel. So come on, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beach Paradise Minecraft 1.20.1

    Beach Paradise Minecraft 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about defending your girl at the beach, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got virtual beaches where no thugs can rizz up your girl or your honor. Plus, you can build a fortress to protect her from any pixelated playa haters. Join now for a beach-free, thug-free, rizz-free experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP