Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.
Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.
So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!
Picture this: you’re mining away when suddenly Van Gogh (yes, THE Van Gogh) appears as a 4-star Lancer with double EXP when strengthening. And that’s not all, we have a scenario writer named amphibian who will unlock main quests daily for you to conquer.
But wait, there’s more! We have a summon event where you can get limited edition characters like Demon King Nobunaga and Tutankhamun. And don’t forget about our Pre-Campaign with login bonuses that will make you feel like a millionaire in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is Mystery House Crafters! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a Stormpod quest where AP consumption is halved and you’ll be mining like a pro in no time. See you in the game, fellow crafter!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary flying pig mount that lets you soar through the skies and rain down TNT on your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that has been trained to do your bidding. Need a new castle built? Just command the dragon to do it for you! Want to prank your friends by turning their house into a giant cake? The dragon can make it happen!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
HavenGG is a brand new server run by people that have history in running servers in the past. We’re not looking to be the biggest server, we’re looking to become a close group. Dungeons & Taverns, jobs, shopkeepers, grief prevention, vein miner, and more. Custom items and mobs are coming in the future!
Must link Minecraft account to your Discord account to play (super easy to do! This helps keep griefers away). Visit HavenGG.xyz for a link to the Discord.
mc.havengg.xyz
Hewwo! this is a comfortable russian server with vanilla survival, with strong protection from cheating, completely without private, wipes and donation. the server map is more than four years old, as it has not been reset since june 2020. i hope you like it as much as everyone who likes to survive as they please
marmeluna.ru-mc.ru:25578
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Latino players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game that transported them to a world where English was the only language spoken. Despite their initial confusion, they quickly adapted and became fluent in the language, much to the amazement of the Jews and Arabs who had been struggling to communicate with each other for years.
But that’s not all! In this wacky world, anything is possible. You might find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about the origins of language one minute, only to be challenged to a dance-off by a group of friendly zombies the next. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true power of language and communication.
So come join us on this absurd adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the language barrier and emerge victorious in the most bizarre Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!
Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!
Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!
IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!
51.195.61.238:25588
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.
Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness
Servidor Minecraft RPG & Survival
Discover a complete Survival RPG experience with a ranking system and a vibrant economy! On our server, you can evolve your skills, explore challenging bosses, face mysterious dungeons and complete epic missions.
Game Modes and Exclusive Features We offer unique resources, such as jobs, pets and mounts, as well as clans to unite players. Customize your journey with new crafts, spawners, generators and furniture that make the gameplay unique. Participate in daily events like battle royale and battle pass, or challenge other players in PvP!
Community and Support Our friendly community is always ready to help! Join our Discord channels, follow our social media (YouTube, Instagram, TikTok) and visit our Wiki for complete guides and tutorials. For farming and crafting enthusiasts, the server offers new farming possibilities and exclusive textures that enrich the gaming experience.
Join now for a unique experience!
mc.temploscraft.com