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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9066 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!
