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  • Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    Baboon Laser Tag Challenge
    come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

    our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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  • ProudPlayerMC SMP

    ProudPlayerMC SMP
    Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

    But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

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  • BlockyTruths

    BlockyTruths
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing challenges like never before!

    Join our server if you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a secret ninja with the power to summon creepers with a flick of your wrist. Only on our server can you truly embrace your inner ninja and unleash chaos on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! If you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a wizard in disguise, our server is the perfect place for you. Cast spells, brew potions, and wreak havoc on the land with your magical powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth about yourself that you never knew existed. Who knows, you may even uncover a hidden talent for building epic structures or taming dragons. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • VoiceCraft: Finding Your Default

    VoiceCraft: Finding Your Default
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. It was wild, man! And if you join, you might just stumble upon that same portal and have the time of your life!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the virtual world just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you find the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest for the Diamond Chicken!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face being tossed into a pit of lava. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya! So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? The possibilities are endless!

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  • Pixelated Reflections

    Pixelated Reflections
    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where mirrors be lyin to u like ur ex tryna get back together with u after cheatin on u with ur best friend

    we got mirrors dat make u look like a potato or a supermodel, u never know what u gonna see

    come join da fun and try to figure out if u really look like a potato or if da mirror be playin tricks on u

    u never know what u gonna see on dis server, so come join and have a blast tryna figure out if u really do look like a potato or if it’s all just a crazy illusion

    join now and let da mirror show u who u really are, or maybe not, who knows lol

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  • ShortStackCraft

    ShortStackCraft
    so, on dis server, you can be as tall as you WANT. you can be a GIANT if you want to, stomp around and crush all da lil’ players in your path. or you can be a teeny tiny ant-sized player, sneakin’ around and stealin’ all da diamonds.

    we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.

    oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!

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  • MirrorlessCraft

    MirrorlessCraft
    come join this cray cray minecraft server where you can see what you REALLY look like! no more reflections or photos, just pure unadulterated YOU! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying without wings and shooting diamonds out of your nose! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to discover your true self and become a minecraft legend!

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