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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1068 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 885 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1726 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Mines Excavated: | 2889 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
