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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.
