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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

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  • GoneRogue Minecraft Server

    GoneRogue Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

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  • EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

    EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • NoobCraft: Why risk it?

    NoobCraft: Why risk it?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

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  • EmpathyEroder

    EmpathyEroder
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and empathetic? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and slowly lose empathy for others as you embark on crazy adventures and epic battles.

    We have a special potion in our server that actually decreases your ability to feel empathy towards other players. It’s like a superpower, but for being a total savage in the game. Imagine the thrill of looting someone’s base without feeling an ounce of guilt!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out to see who is the most ruthless and heartless of them all. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

    So come join us and embrace your inner villain. Who needs empathy when you can have power and domination instead? Let the games begin!

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  • LimblessLad Minecraft SMP

    LimblessLad Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • BrotherlyBlockDrama

    BrotherlyBlockDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?

    Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.

    So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!

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  • MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

    MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

    Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

    Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

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  • MommaDontNeedNoCash

    MommaDontNeedNoCash
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, school, and family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected expectations and financial woes.

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds just to pay for your mom’s car repairs, all while dodging arguments and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to juggle your own bills and still have enough left over to buy food for the house?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and budgeting issues while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft asshole?

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the stakes are higher than building a house on the edge of a cliff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial responsibilities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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  • CraftyFibbers Minecraft Server

    CraftyFibbers Minecraft Server
    Do you ever wonder what makes people lie? Well, on our Minecraft server, lying is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and downright ridiculousness. We have a secret underground society of players who are all master manipulators, spinning webs of lies so intricate even the most seasoned detective couldn’t unravel them. So if you’re ready to test your skills in the art of deception and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server where the only truth is that lying is the best policy!

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