self-preservation instincts Minecraft Servers

Hate Hate Hate Minecraft Server

bad genes, Duty, Explore, family, ghost, hate, human condition, Living, love, malfunctioning body, Minecraft, Nature, normies, rapidly changing world, Religion, self-preservation instincts, Server, Somalia, Suffering, tedium, virtues, wisdom, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Emeralds Found:	9563

Are you tired of being stuck in a malfunctioning body and yearning to explore the world as a ghost? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the human condition by becoming a virtual ghost explorer!

Forget about religion, family, duty, and all those pesky self-preservation instincts holding you back. On our server, you can unleash your inner ghost and roam freely without a care in the world.

We believe that only the most virtuous and wise players should be allowed to join, so leave your bad genes and lack of money at the door. Let’s make Minecraft great again by banning all normies and creating a community of ghostly adventurers.

Join us now and experience the freedom of being a ghost in a world full of possibilities! (Disclaimer: No actual ghosts were harmed in the making of this server)

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Votes:	997

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8381
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!