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  • FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

    FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BestEver Minecraft Server

    BestEver Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

    Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Broomstix Fun Zone SMP!

    Broomstix Fun Zone SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers# Welcome to Broomstix!

    Server Type: SMP | Creative | Semi-Vanilla Version: 1.21.5 Play Style: Claims | Quests | Bedrock & Java

    ### Join Us!IP: play.broomstix.net – Discord: Join our DiscordMap: View the Map

    ### Cool FeaturesCross-Play: Play with both Bedrock and Java (No Java account needed). – Hard Mode: Test your skills! – Custom Enchants: Unique gear to make you stand out. – Mob Teleport: Use leads to bring mobs to you. – Fly Sundays: Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Claim Your Land: Use ProtectionStones to keep your stuff safe. – No Griefing: Play nice, keep the fun. – PvP Arena: Fight with keep inventory. – Random Teleport: Explore the world freely. – Messaging: Chat and teleport with friends easily. – Discord Sync: Stay in touch with the community even off-game. – Helpful Staff: Always here to help. – Homework Help: Get help on Discord. – Voting Rewards: Earn cool stuff by voting. – Market & Shops: Buy, sell, and trade with others.

    ### Come Play! Broomstix is the place for fun and friends. Join today and start your adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

    WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Info

    IP: 150.136.8.41

    Version: Beta 1.7.3

    World Start: Infdev 20100327

    Proxy Used: Betacraft

    Java Args: Add -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk

    Rules:

      • No rules
      • No exploits patched
      • Only real jar files

    Updates:

      • Every week
      • Decided by vote

    Versions:

      • Going through all real server versions
      • Includes snapshots and April Fools

    Join Us on Discord: Click here to join!

    Get ready for some wild fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pastlands SMP: Modded Fun 4!

    Pastlands SMP: Modded Fun 4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Pastlands [SMP]

    Welcome to Season 4!

    Game: Minecraft Version: 1.20.1 Type: Modded Voice Chat: Proximity


    What’s in Store?

      • 60+ Epic Mods
        • Create
        • MineColonies
        • Biomes O’ Plenty
        • Easy Villagers
        • Sophisticated Backpacks
        • Farmers Delight
        • And more!

    Why Join?

      • Build Big Colonies
      • Automate Your World
      • Explore Cool Biomes
      • Style Up Your Base

    For Builders, Explorers, Redstone Pros, or Chaos Agents—there’s fun for all!


    Stay Fresh!

      • Weekly Updates
      • Happy Community

    Join Us!

    Hop in our Discord to get started: Join Discord


    Join the Team!

    We want Helpers, Devs, and Marketing Stars! If you love Minecraft and are keen to help, apply now!


    No Drama, Just Fun!

      • No Pay-to-Win
      • Just Mods, Mates, and Mayhem

    Join today and craft your next big adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sparked SMP 18+ Java Fun!

    Sparked SMP 18+ Java Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sparked!

    This is a long-term SMP for all kinds of players. With a strong team of admins, this server is here to last!

    Join our Discord to apply!

    Click here: Discord Link

    Gameplay:

      • Play how you want! Only spawn and shop areas are off-limits.
      • Make friends! Many love to chat and meet new folks. Say hi!
      • 18+ only. No griefing, stealing, or bad vibes.
      • No pay-to-win stuff here!

    Mods & Datapacks:

    Check out some cool mods/datapacks:

      • Bluemap: A map like Google Earth, add your own markers!
      • Simple Voice Chat: Talk to folks nearby (client install needed).
      • Armor Poser: Easy armor stand edits (client install needed).
      • Player Heads
      • More Mob Heads

    Join us now!

    We can’t wait to meet you! Discord Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExeosCraft SMP: Fun, Pets & Love!

    ExeosCraft SMP: Fun, Pets & Love!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers with weird rules and cash grabs? ExeosCraft is here for you. Keep your cash—donations go to charity!

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

      • 🌍 Stability: Our server has been lag-free since June 2020. No resets on our huge 35,000×35,000 map!
      • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fair play for all, no cash wins here.
      • 🎁 Giving Back: Extra cash helps charities and fun giveaways.
      • 🌈 Inclusivity: No hate here. ExeosCraft is safe for everyone.
      • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Fun plugins to make your game better.
      • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Works on both Java and Bedrock, with cool stuff for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

      • 🌄 Permanent World: Your builds stay forever.
      • 🌟 Level-Up System: Get perks in-game, no cash needed.
      • 🐾 Pets: Train pets to help in fights.
      • 🏡 Land Claim: Keep your builds safe.
      • 🪓 McMMO: Get ranks with in-game cash.
      • 💰 Strong Economy: Lots of player trade.
      • 🏆 Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
      • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: It’s hard mode, get ready!
      • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord to suggest new stuff!

    Join ExeosCraft for a fun and lasting Minecraft trip. You’ll be glad you did!

    Discord: Join us here Trailer: Watch now

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anarchy Network: No Hacks 1.21.4

    Anarchy Network: No Hacks 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date: October 11, 2024 Location: New York City, NY, USA


    What is Anarchy Network?

      • A Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server.
      • Pure survival vibe, close to Vanilla Minecraft.
      • No hacks allowed.

    Server Info:

      • Online: 24/7
      • Java Versions: 1.7.2 to 1.21.5 (1.21.4 is best!)
      • World Border: 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)

    Rules:

      • No map resets.
      • No teleporting.
      • No pay-to-win stuff.
      • Griefing and PvP? Totally fine!
      • Only non-vanilla command is /spawn for far players.
      • Nether roof access is cool.
      • Phantoms are gone.
      • Half the players skip night.

    What’s Not Allowed:

      • Exploits
      • Lag machines
      • Duping
      • Spamming
      • Harassment or slurs in chat

    FAQ:

    1. Why rules?

      • Some folks don’t like spam and lag. We keep chat nice and no cheats.

    2. Why no cheats?

      • This is Semi-Anarchy. Cheats ruin fun for others.

    Join Us!

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net


    Get ready for some wild fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Total Anarchy: Pure Chaos!

    Total Anarchy: Pure Chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔥 Total Anarchy – Minecraft’s Wildest Survival Experience 🔥

    IP: total-anarchy.us

    • 🗡 No Rules – Grief, raid, steal, kill. Anything goes.
    • 🌍 No Map Resets – Your builds, bases, and chaos will last forever.
    • 🏠 /tpa & /home Enabled – Get around the wild world faster.
    • Pure Freedom – No staff, no unfair bans.
    • 🕹 Online Since March 12, 2025 – A true long-term anarchy server.
    • 🌐 1.21+ Compatible – Enjoy the latest features in total chaos.

    Join if you dare. Survive if you can. Rule if you’re ruthless.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BreadCraft: Fresh Survival Fun!

    BreadCraft: Fresh Survival Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to BreadCraft!

    BreadCraft is a shiny new semi-vanilla survival server. It’s got all the cool stuff to keep you hooked!

    Key Features:

      • SignShops: Make your own shops!
      • Chat Relay: Talk with pals on Discord!
      • Set Homes: You get 3 sethomes by default.
      • Timed Rank System: Coming soon!

    Server Info:

      • IP: 172.81.133.186 (temp, domain soon)
      • Version: 1.21.5
      • Website: TBA
      • Discord: Join Us!

    Join the fun! It’s the best thing since sliced bread! 🍞

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP